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It's been a long time since I have thoroughly gone through and updated my links.  Some of the blogs have moved, others have gone dark.  I've struggled to keep up with my blog and blog reading that I haven't really had the time to discover new blogs.

So, if you're a reader and know/are a blogger or know/write a website you think I should be reading or linking (or both) please let me know in comment or via email. 

Roundup

I'm going to make this a fast one as the pet drama is still occupying the majority of my emotional energy.  We've made the hard call to put the cat to sleep later this week, and while it's the right call that doesn't mean it isn't one of the hardest things I've ever had to decide.

So...

National Coming Out Day was Saturday....big hugs and kisses to all my lgbt friends.  As someone who identifies as bi, I consider myself a member of the community, and I'm with you in the fight for equality.  I'm hoping for the repeal of don't ask don't tell, doma, and the passage of gay marriage in Maine this fall.  I was sad that I couldn't be in DC for the march with you, but I was there in spirit.  Coming out is often one of the scariest and most difficult things a person can go through, and I hope that the LM grows up in a world where that isn't true...where it is merely accepted as one more aspect of what makes a person who they are.  I promise that no matter who she grows up to love or what gender she identifies as, Sexyhusband and I will love LM.

Sexyhusband's birthday was this past weekend.  I send him big hugs, kisses, and naughty sexual acts once I have the energy.  You get to pick who ties who up ;)  Thank you for being a far more patient and understanding lover than I often deserve on any given day.

OK took their abortion legislation one step further and is now trying to pass a bill that says all abortion providers need to provide info about all abortions they perform, under the guise of preventing sex-selective abortions (where a woman aborts a baby based upon their sex).

Marge Simpson is on this month's Playboy cover.  Apparently it's only a lingerie spread, and it celebrates the Simpson's 20th anniversary...it occurs to me that it would have been more appropriate next year...for the 21rst anniversary?  That it's a lingerie spread is a bit plebian...I've seen far more of Marge Simpson than a lingerie spread on some fairly naughty cartoon porn sites, thanks to an ex who was into cartoon porn...

Question of the week, although it's been months since I've asked...

What's the most interesting sex story (broad definition of sex--sexual politics, sex scandal, whatever) you've seen in the news lately?

Question of the Week #59

To my fellow Americans...

1-Did you vote?

2-How do you feel about the election results?

Question of the Week #58

To anyone who celebrates it...

Are you dressing up for Halloween this year?  As what?

Bonus Question---what's your fantasy sexy costume for yourself?

Question of the Week #57

How does your sexuality inform your politics if at all?

Question of the Week #56

For those of you with kids....

How long until you had sex again for the first time?

For the women specifically....

How was the first time after you had the baby different?

Question of the Week #55

Although I'm still curious about the question asked at the end of the last post about Post Partum Depression...

What is the most erotic non-porn/erotica novel/movie that you've ever seen?

Current leaders in my mind...

1-Phantom by Susan Kay (although this may have something to do with my eeeensy obsession with Phantom of the Opera)

2-Secretary starring Maggie Gyllenhal

3-Dangerous Liaisons (both the book and the movie)

4-Dangerous Beauty

5-to be named later--I have to really think about this one myself...

Question of the Week #54

There are those moments that you savor...where everything is going right and you are in your sexual power zone.

And then...there are those moments....that just don't quite work out so well...

What's a memorable "it was a good idea at the time" or "that didn't work out the way I'd hoped" or "um, ick" moment for you?

Question of the Week #53

So today Sexyhusband was refused dry cleaning service for some of our fetish-wear by a local dry cleaner.

Anyone else ever run into this?  Any solutions?

Question of the Week #52

Let's all ignore the irony of "question of the week" and that QOTW #52 should've happened around 11/28/07 and hope that I can be a little more on top of it in weeks and years to come.

With the baby's arrival a mere 67 days (AT MOST) away, Sexyhusband and I have begun to think upon the subject of birth control.  As is, we really are excited about our daughter, and would like to give her a sibling...IN A FEW YEARS.  So we must return to the land of birth control.

I'm wondering if anyone out there has experience with an IUD, and specifically Mirena?  Unfortunately for a variety of reasons the pill, the nuva ring, the shot, and a diaphram are all out.

Question of the Week #51

Which posts would you like to read the most?

1-A review of the Pink Kitty, a boutique I visited in San Diego (Irvine, actually) CA

2-A review of the many cool vendors from Floating World

3-A discussion of pregnant BDSM

4-Politics (you know I'm going to talk about the election eventually)

5-Other (please tell me)

Question of the Week #50

For those of you who are in the kinky/poly/insert adjective here scene--do you use a scene name?

If yes--how did you choose it, and do you ever give out your "real" name?

If no--what were your motivations for not using a scene name and what are the benefits and drawbacks of going around with your "real" name?

The Sex Toy from CVS

We got in a little late last night-totally worth it, except the part where we were stupid and missed our exit and had to drive an extra 1/2 hour even though we have GPS.

I couldn't really do justice to what I wanted to write about--topping Sexyhusband--so instead I'll share about a sex toy we (and you) can buy at CVS.

Step 1--buy a spritz bottle
Step 2--buy rubbing alcohol

Pour the rubbing alcohol into the spray bottle.  Proceed to flog/cane your partner until their skin is super warm and sensitized (or any activities that sensitize the skin).  Spray back with rubbing alcohol and then BLOW on it, creating a shockingly cold sensation.  Great way to end a flogging/caning.

Sex toy cost--less than 2-3 dollars.

Question of the Week #49

We just bought a sex toy at CVS.  Any guesses what it's made of?

It's almost 3 am, so I'm going to have to do the FW update tomorrow.

Question of the week #48

I realize that I don't ask these weekly, but it's my informal polling system and I'll name it what I want to :)

So...to lead into the main topic of discussion for the rest of the week...

Who's going to floating world? 

If you are, please respond in comments so I can email you and we can hook up for a drink or run from class to class together.

If not...you make DN sad.

Question of the Week #46 (actually 47, b/c there are two #28's)

Is anyone else going to Floating World in New Jersey next month?

Please leave a comment or drop me an email--I'd love to meet some (more) of you in person :)

Question of the Week #45

Sexyhusband and I are moving to a bigger apartment at the end of this month.  As I began the long, tedious journey that is packing (made more so because I'm not allowed to lift boxes-I pack them and then ask other people to carry them for me) I contemplated my lingerie drawer trying to decide what to pack now and what to leave out.

I packed every last thong and g-string, because as I've come to realize, I really really am not a huge fan of ass floss.

So this week's question...regardless of your gender or sexual orientation...

What is your real opinion of thongs?  Does it change if the person wearing the thong in question is you/not you?  What is your relationship with thongs?

For the purpose of clarity of the question, let's use the word thongs, but mean any sort of thong-ish underwear including g-strings.  Feel free to make whatever distinctions you wish to make in comments.

Question of the Week #44

Does anyone have any thoughts/tips for how to have sex while sunburned (VERY sunburned)?  My shoulders are just tomato red furnaces right now.  Last night we put aloe on the burns and then started fooling around.  Unfortunately I got stuck to the pillowcase and when I moved to get up I ended up shrieking...and not in pleasure as the pillow case ripped away from the burn.

Considering I burn ridiculously easily, you would think I'd long since mastered the sex while burned thing. However, any mystic knowledge I had on the topic seems to have evaporated.  I think I perhaps defaulted to the female superior position in this scenario in the past, but my hips and back have been a bit too tight to do that, and doggy has had it's issues recently too.

Help...please?

Question of the Week #43

Tonight Sexyhusband and I went to strip club to see Katie Morgan dance.  This is actually the second time we've seen her as a feature dancer at a local club (I talk about the first time here) and she made everyone else look like amateurs.  I'll talk more about the experience later, but as it wasn't the best club I've ever been to, I spent some time contemplating the fact that while I'm pregnant, I don't look pregnant yet.  Katie is coming back to our area in September, when I will look obviously pregnant, but that fact alone wouldn't keep me out of a strip club....

Which led me to this week's question...

What would be your gut reaction at seeing an obviously pregnant woman with her husband at a strip club? 

For the sake of argument, let's pretend that your state (like mine) has banned smoking so there's no second hand smoke worries.

Question of the Week #42

I think I have to use pregnancy as my excuse that I'm only just hearing about the pregnant man when he seems to have been a huge topic of the blogosphere (and news) recently.  But it really got me thinking about my own assumptions about gender, sexuality, transgendered persons, and pregnancy.

So I ask you, and challenge you to be honest...

How are you processing the story of the pregnant man?  What reactions did this provoke in you?  What do you think about their decision to be so public?  What assumptions about gender and transgendered persons has this challenged for you?

I'm truly interested in getting a dialogue going and will certainly allow opposing points of view, but will delete anything that I perceive to be over the line or hate speech.

Question of the Week #41

Let's do a non-sexual questions....

What is the best book recommendation you have?

I'm looking for something to pick up.  I'm a pretty voracious reader, but I feel like I'm stalling out--I have my stable of favorite authors and no one's got anything new coming out for a while.

Question of the Week #40

Jodi Foster just came out....

Thoughts, reactions?

Is this a significant outing?

Question of the Week #39

For the readers with kids...

How has having children affected your relationship with your significant other sexually and otherwise.

No, I'm not pregnant again...we're not even trying yet....and yes, I will share when I am

Question of the Week #38

For those of you who've done it...

What are people's experiences with long distance relationships? 

Personally, my only real "long distance" relationship was my freshman boyfriend in college.  Long distance is a relative term here-we went to colleges that were, at most, 40 miles from each other.  Neither of us had a car, so we were at the mercy of the commuter rail, which at $10 round trip represented 3-4 hours of work (after taxes) at our crappy work-study gigs.  Eating a special meal out meant McDonalds.  We waz po'.  So you can all imagine how pissed I was when he decided to wait until after the Valentine's Day formal to dump me.  You know, after I'd bought the dress/shoes/purse, paid for the hotel room, and bought him silk boxers.

It wasn't so much the distance that broke us up, and perhaps we stayed together longer than we would have had we been closer, but at the time I would've said that was the cause.

Question of the Week #37

Okay guys...so my laptop is more or less working (although I'm trying to force a downgrade cd out of Dell so I can return to XP), but I need to re-download about a zillion things. 

So much fun.

Thinking about Thursday...there's this cheesy tradition of going around on Thanksgiving and everyone mentioning something they're grateful for. 

Let's have a cheesy new tradition where we go around and everyone says what they're grateful for sexually.

Personally, I'm grateful for pink silver bullets

Question of the Week #36

What's your most memorable orgasm?

Question of the Week #35

My birthday is next week...which leads to me wonder....

What was your most memorable birthday and why?

I know...a non-sexual qotw, shocker!

Question of the week #34

In honor of National Coming Out Day (which was 10/11--I'm a few days behind)...

If you identify as straight...

Why do you identify as straight?  Have you ever felt desire towards a person of the same gender?  Are you open to the idea that you could feel desire towards a person of the same gender?  Would you ever act on it?

If you identify as bi...

Why do you identify as bi?  When did you first feel desire towards a person of the same gender?  Do you feel a stronger tendency towards one gender more than the other?  How publicly are you "out" as bi?

If you identify as gay...

Why do you identify as gay?  How old were you when you realized you were gay?  Have you ever had a romantic or sexual relationship with a person of the opposite sex?  To what degree are you "out"?

If you identify as none of the above...

What do you identify as, sexually speaking?  How did you arrive at that title?  What does it entail?

kisses

-DN

Question of the Week #33

For those of you with tattoos---

1-How many do you have?

2-What are they?

3-Why did you get them?

4-Do you regret any of them?

Results

The votes are in and have been tabulated.  Readers, you have by a vote of 7 to 2, declared spouse #1 as the one at fault for last week's lockout.  That spouse, dear readers, was.....me.

Yes, I-Deliciously Naughty-was the one who unlocked the door to our apartment and went down to our storage room to get some stuff.

Sexyhusband locked our apartment door a few minutes later, took a set of keys and came down to help me.

When I tried to open the door, I found out it was locked and started to screech that I'd left it unlocked so WTF, when Sexyhusband handed me the keys.  I unlocked the door, and like and idiot, put the keys down.  As Juno Henry pointed out, trying to prop a door open with a sneaker was not the brightest move I've ever made.  So when the door (naturally) shut behind me, we were locked out.

I bow to the whims of my traitorous  beloved readers, and take the blame.  Even if it is all Sexyhusband's fault. 

Sexyhusband, your blow job awaits you.

Question of the Week #32

This week's QOTW will settle an argument between Sexyhusband and myself.

Location-Our apartment/floor of our building

Spouse #1 Unlocks the apartment door and goes down to DN/SH storage unit on the same floor as our apartment to get something.

Spouse #2 Locks the apartment door and takes a set of keys.  They go to the storage unit and assist in the moving of stuff.

Spouse #1 and #2 Re-arrive at the apartment door. 

Spouse #1 Tries the door and gets mad, as they know they unlocked the door.

Spouse #2 Pulls out keys.

Spouse #1 Unlocks door, puts keys down, uses a sneaker to prop door open.  Turns around and is surprised when the door shuts behind them.

Both spouses are now standing in the hallway, locked out of their apartment.

Both of us maintain it was the other's fault.

Question---Which dumbass is to blame?

You MUST vote---oral sex must be given to the winner.

Voting will close next Wednesday going into Thursday at midnight, EST, and the winner (and identities) will be announced. 

Question of the Week #31

This week's question is a bit off-topic, but as I'm in the midst of a job hunt, I want to know what you favorite job has been. 

Mine, in case you were wondering, was when I worked as a tour guide in period costume, complete with faux British accent.

Question of the Week #30

I realize we just had one of these, but I'm having a crazy week and I didn't want to not post, so our QOTW a little early.

What do you think the difference between sexual and sensual is?

Question of the week #29

I'm eager to try a new toy and I'm looking for suggestions.

What's your favorite sex toy?

Question of the Week #28

What makes you feel sexy?  I'm leaving how you interpret that question up to you.

For me, it can be my favorite silk nightie, the right candle light, a pair of high heels, or a certain gleam in Sexyhusband's eyes.

Question of the Week #28

Not that I encourage you to spend time on other websites, but these are some of my major time sucks...

LOL Cats

Passive Agressive Notes

Go Fug Yourself

Overheard in New York

Best of Craigslist

Classic Movies in 30 seconds as told by bunnies

I've shown you mine--show me your time suck websites (non porn---radical notion, I know)

Question of the Week #27

Just when I thought I couldn't lose any more points on the "purity test" without doing illegal substances (which I'm not interested in), last week knocked off some points.

Upcoming posts on the naughty things I got up to last week

-Peep Show/playing at a peep show

-Pushing some boundaries at a strip club

-Sex in front of others/with other guys (semi-gangbang) at a sex club

-Mile High Club (jr member)

What's your purity score? 

Bonus Question-How one experience knocked off the most points for you?

I'll share my score (former and new) once I see some comments.

Question of the Week #26

I'm going on Vacation to San Francisco this weekend!  Best of all, that means Sexyhusband and I will get to catch the SF Pride Parade!!

My favorite Pride Parade has been a Gay Pride Easter Parade in New Orleans.  The Drag Queens were FABulous, and the Marching Bands were playing Jazz.  I got to catch beads without flashing my tits, and it was a great time.

Have you ever been to a Pride Parade?  What was your favorite?

Question of the Week #25

I've never believed in pick-up lines.  I never used them (unless "hi" or flirty looks count) but I have gotten a few in my day.

My favorite line to get is "Nice boots, wanna fuck?"  I generally wear kick ass hot boots with a short skirt to clubs, and I'm a shoe whore, so I always appreciate a "nice boots."  "Wanna fuck?" is at least blunt and to the point.  No, no one's suceeded with it.

The one time someone assumed I was actually trying a line on them was when I saw a guy in the extended social circle at the goth club I hung out had a tongue ring.  I plopped down on the arm of the chair where he was sitting and said "I've never made out with a guy with a tongue ring before.  Wanna make out?"

He said sure.  I had the fun of French kissing my first boy with a tongue ring.  After a few minutes of teasing his barbell, I sat up, kissed his cheeks and said "Thanks! That was fun" and bounced off to go dance in a cage.

What's the best line you've ever used/had used on you?  Did it work?

Question of the Week #24

Sexyhusband and I are taking a vacation at the end of the month.  As I was reading through the travel guide, I noticed the mention of a nude beach.

NUDE BEACH?!?!

All I can say is that it will be too cool there to actually do this, to my chagrin, but it got me thinking, and I must admit I totally want to do it.  We'll put aside the fact that I have porcelain skin and burn faster than you can say "did you remember spf 45?", and that sand would inevitably get up my ass and pussy, and focus instead on the silmultaneous exhibitionism and voyeurism of the prospect.  I'd like to think that my sex drive would make the little voices that whine about body image go away and that I'd actually do it.  Hopefully, some day I'll find out.

What about you?  Given the chance, would you (have you) bare it all on a nude beach?

Question of the Week #23

It's an oldie but a goodie...

Boxers or briefs?

Question of the Week #22

What is the most erotic non-porn movie you've ever seen?

For me, there are multiple scenes in Dangerous Beauty that I can and have masturbated to.  The lead actress, Catherine McCormack is breathtakingly beautiful, and watching her learn to be a courtesan is highly erotic.  I highly recommend you netflix it.

Question of the Week #21

What is a question you'd like to have me answer?

Questions will be answered in the next podcast-so make sure it's something you'd like to hear my sexy voice respond to.

Question of the Week #20

I'm having some mental blocks as I contemplate what my next erotica story should be.

Potential Categories...

1-Group Sex

2-Loving Wives

3-Lesbian Sex

4-First Time

5-A new chapter in the Katherine & Q series (star trek next gen fanfic)

6-A new chapter in The Call Girl series

edited to add #7-Exhibitionism/Voyeurism

To read previous chapters in #5 and #6, click the sidebar link called "My Stories on Literotica"

Vote below.  Apathy in voting tells me you don't love me, so gimme some lovin'

Question of the Week #19

So, this week I want to know....

Do you have a favorite porn movie?  What is it?

Remember, leaving comments is like giving me a virtual kiss.  Let's make out ;)

Question of the Week #18

I tried to write the next section of the threesome, but after returning to work from vacation today, my mojo just isn't up to it.  Rather than give you a substandard post, I present instead the QOTW.  We'll return to the threesome on Tues or Wed, depending on how things go work and sleep wise.

For those of you in relationships monogamous, poly or otherwise...

How do you handle it when one of you develops a crush on another person?

Question of the Week #17

What is your wildest sexual experience? 

-Please keep the bullshit Penthouse letters style "confessions" to a minimum.  It is not likely that your neighbor and her cheerleading squad decided to wash your car and then because they got wet asked you to give them a bath and then all took turns fucking you.  (Insert his football team if that's your preference)

BTW-I'm also taking questions/suggested topics for the next podcast-feel free to leave those as well.

Question of the Week #16

So with all this talk of circumcision, I'm wondering...

1-Men-are you circumcised?

2-Men & Women-do you plan to (or did you) have your sons circumcised?

Question of the Week #15

This question is more for the ladies, but if you gents have any experience with this, feel free to chime in.

So, I just tried waxing my legs at home for the first time (as opposed to shaving, my normal routine).  My legs were a little red after, but no big.  However, when I tried it on my inner thigh, after pulling off the strip, I ended up with a bruise.*

Has this happened to anyone else?  Is this normal?  Can I do something different to keep it from bruising, or should I just keep the waxing from knee down?

*For the record, I don't have any blood disorders, but I do tend to bruise easily in general.

Question of the Week #14

What are your thoughts on polygamy?

I'll do a post after I've heard your thoughts.