On Christmas Day in New Orleans, Sexyhusband and I went out to dinner and then tried to figure out what we were going to do that evening. We went to Harrah's Casino, but neither of us is big gamblers, and after losing 4 consecutive hands of blackjack, I was done. Bored, I suggested we go back to the hotel room and investigate the porn offerings.
We found a movie called "Plus Sized Women." I'd love to link it, but our combined Googling efforts have produced zero results, which is sad, because for a plotless porn flick, it was hot.
The women featured in Plus Sized Women were all easily at least a size 20 or higher. All 4 were sex goddesses I'd be happy to welcome to my bed.
This European import had 3 vignettes. Two were great and one was lame.
The first vignette featured a sweet long haired blonde with a British Accent. Sexyhusband and I are both complete pushovers for a British accent, so the accent on top of her attractiveness made us sit up and pay attention. She performs oral, and she and her partner go at it in multiple positions. This was by far the most verbal of the three vignettes, which is a turn on for both of us. My only complaint about this vignette was that I found her laugh a bit obnoxious. The great thing about this scene is that the girl looks like she's having fun with it. She's smiling, laughing, and having fun, and the camera just happens to be there. For me, that made it great.
The second clip was the sucky one. It began quite promisingly, with two girls on a couch playing with a dildo. Then some dude shows up and ruins the scene. Basically he fucks one of the girls (good oral scenes if that's your thing) but the other one is pretty much ignored, and sits off on the side playing with a dildo. She looks incredibly bored for most of the scene, and you kind of feel bad for her-she gets next to no attention other than one or two chances to take a fast turn at sucking the dude's dick before he goes back to fucking her friend. She occasionally gives a half hearted moan, but there's only so much you can with a dildo in 15 minutes, and she ends up out of the camera range a lot. We spent a lot of time ragging on this one, especially when it would pan to the girl who wasn't fucking the guy and she'd look bored before smiling and letting out a cry, or you'd just hear the occasional moan from her side of the room. The fucking from the couple going at it was fairly uninspired.
The final scene was my favorite. A long haired brunette, with a British accent, wearing a pinstripe bra/panty set and a sparkly jewelry tie (which then inspired me to run out and buy one). She spends some time with a dildo and then a guy shows up to fuck her. I found her to be the prettiest of the three women. Sexyhusband liked that she could lick her own nipples (and I have to admit I was a little jealous of that ability as well). The sex was hot, and inspired us to start going at it, although finding a position where we could both watch was a bit tricky (doggie facing the tv only kind of worked because it hurt my neck to crane my head to see the tv when the natural inclination is to look at the bed in that position).
I wish I could link a place to buy it, but like I said we couldn't find it online. However, if you're in a hotel in the future and see it, I think it's well worth the $15.
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