It's time to start a new feature--the best craigslist erotic services ad titles...
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BBW Lovers Looking for A Sexy Sweet Discrete Treat...Look no further
Discrete as in Discrete Math?
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Love The Party So Do I!!! CUM Party With Me
Wow, you used to watch the Mickey Mouse Club long before Justin and Britney? Me too! I totally loved The Party...remember the song "Summer Vacation?" They totally used it on an episode of Doogie Howser, MD after Doogie and Vinnie get their own apartment with a pool and....
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Ethel and Ruth craving to copulate
The best escort names you could come up with were "Ethel" and "Ruth"? Are you courting the Hasidic Jew niche of the market?
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CLASS, COOTH, AND JUST THE RIGHT LADY TO MEET
I'm reminded of the scene in "10 Things I Hate About You," where Bianca and her friend are talking and she says "I know you can be overwhelmed, or underwhelmed, but can you ever just be whelmed?"
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IM SWEET LIKE LIQUORISH
Like licorice or liquor--ish? Because I think that might make a difference for me...
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Black Beauty gettin down like never before!!!!
I'm having flashbacks to fourth grade when I read "Black Beauty" and I don't remember that scene. I also wasn't aware that they made keyboards for horses
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tell me i am pritty
Let's hope you are...for your sake
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TIRED OF THE SAM OLD LUNCH?
I do not like green eggs and ham, I do not like them Sam I am!
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LOCAL OUTCALL 150 ROSES FEDISH ARE FREE
Hmmm...would Alberto Gonzales count as "fedish" because he retired? What about a governor...they don't work for the federal government, but they're kind of the next tier down...that's sort of fed-ish, right? Or do you dress up like an FBI agent for free?
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This could be the start of something fun....
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